We are not friends, and we never will be. I will make you do my bidding whether you like it or not. Get used to it. You work for me, I do not work for you! Jerk.
Respectfully,
Chelle
Dear Mr. Gates,
Micros.oft W.ord sucks. So do you. Get a haircut, you hippie!
Respectfully,
Chelle
Dear Pan.dora,
Please quit playing live and acoustic music. I don't like it. Please quit playing a song immediately when I click the thumbs down button, not in 5 minutes or after the song has ended. I clicked "NO", which means stop playing NOW. Please play more of the music I like. You know, like the ones I clicked the thumbs up button for. My clicking thumbs up does not mean I never want to hear that song again. In fact, quite the opposite. That's why I said I LIKE it.
Respectfully,
Chelle
Dear Blogs.pot,
Please quit taking eons to sign me in and out. I don't have all day ya know!
Respectfully,
Chelle
Dear Female Coworkers,
Please flush the toilet after yourselves. You are not 3 and just being potty trained. Please stop being so disgusting.
Respectfully,
Chelle
7 Thoughts:
Nicely but. I hate when people don't flush after they go. I really don't need to see your crap or whatever you left behind.
LOL
EWWWWWWWWWW seriously? They dont??? GROSS!
lol, Yes, Dear Blogspot, Go kick rocks!
-K
Ahhhhhahahahaha, this is so stinkin funny! And I am so with you on the Pandora bit - ANNOYING!
You are so cute. :) This made me laugh!
So sorry we missed each other last night. :( I hope we can chit chat soon! :)
You are a funny pants - I enjoyed this post very much!!
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