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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Mowing the Lawn with Mags

Somehow, for the past 30 years of my life, I have gotten away with never once mowing a lawn. I always had my dad, brothers, or husband around to do it. When Hubs and I got married, we got a dog, and then moved to a townhome with a yard for her to play in. It was always my responsibility to pick up poop so he could mow. That was the deal. However, when we bought our house last year and he would be derelict about mowing the lawn, it would sometimes make it difficult for me to find all of the presents in the tall grass. That always turned into a circular argument about me not being able to find the mines because the grass was too long, but he would have mowed the lawn if I cleaned up the dog logs, but I would have picked them up if the lawn wasn't too long. Sometimes we argue about this for hours.

A couple of weeks ago, Hubs asked me to pick up the dog logs. I told him I would, and then it rained... and rained... and rained. It rained for 8 days straight. I'm not exaggerating either. It rained 24/7 for 8 stinking days. You know that rain that recently flooded Georgia? Well, it started here.

Needless to say, our lawn got really long, and there was no way I could find all of the puppy pressies, so I offered to mow the lawn. It was a total shock, I'm sure. I had never touched a lawn mower before, and here I was, offering to mow our massive back yard. Hubs had to show me how the mower worked and how to pivot around corners, and he told me how to make sure I didn't miss spots.

Maggie is a border collie, so she LOVES to heard. I had seen Mags attack the lawn mower when Hubs mowed many times and laughed my butt off. One time I got it on video. He always told me it was funny, but it made it really hard to mow in straight lines. I had no idea how strong that little girl was until yesterday when I tried to mow the lawn. I took a little video of my experience of trying to mow the lawn with Mags. I hope you get as much of a kick out of it as we do.

15 Thoughts:

Leah said... [Reply to comment]

Ha. That is too funny. And how nice of you to offer to mow the lawn. I unfortunately get stuck with mowing more than I would like. *sigh*

Marla said... [Reply to comment]

LOL!!! My cats run in fear when I turn on the vacuum cleaner. I can't find them for hours afterwards. Right now, we live in apartment housing, so no mowing for us :) One of the few benefits...

Heather said... [Reply to comment]

Lol, I see what he means about mowing straight lines! Maybe you should start in the middle and do a circle pattern, that way she'll actually be helping!

Marla said... [Reply to comment]

Yes, do share your story. I'm already bracing myself. (insert gritted teeth here)

As for that Ohio couple, yikes! That is a HORRIBLE situation. She finally gets pregnant, and it's not even her baby. To make it that much worse, she can't even try again for her own baby for another year or so (until she delivers). It's frickin nauseating. I really hope she can get pregnant again, but how can you trust another RE? I'm praying for her. Sigh.

Marla said... [Reply to comment]

Omigod! I didn't even know it was possible to ovulate while pregnant. Or am I just that clueless. That is the first I have ever heard of such a phenomenom. I have a cousin that had babies at 10 months apart, and I thought THAT was crazy. But your story (or your sister's friend's story) just blows my mind. I wonder if the siblings are as close as twins. Amazing! ((fighting to urge to vomit))

Potters said... [Reply to comment]

I love it! I laughed so hard. I love how Sadie's is trying to figure out what Mags is doing. Man though can Mags drag that mower around.

Tara said... [Reply to comment]

Ha ha! Looks like you're going to have some interesting lawn patterns once you're done!

Anonymous said... [Reply to comment]

Haha, that's too cute (I don't let my dogs out when I mow, though... they're a bit clumsy so I'm always afraid they might get hurt)!!

Barb said... [Reply to comment]

Hilarious. :D

Jen D. said... [Reply to comment]

OMG, that is too funny!!!

Robin said... [Reply to comment]

LOL!! I love dogs. Too funny.

I have never mowed a lawn either. Makes me want to try and give it a go. Of course I've never had to pick up dog logs either. I'm missing out!

ICLW

Kristin said... [Reply to comment]

OMG, that is hysterical. Thank God our border collie doesn't do that.

~ICLW

FET Accompli said... [Reply to comment]

That video was hilarious!!! Thanks for making me laugh:-)

Happy ICLW!

JourneyGirl & JourneyMan said... [Reply to comment]

Gosh, JourneyMan and I have had a great laugh at that - thanks so much for posting that video, Chelle - your dogs are gorgeous!! Thank you for the beautiful comment on my blog too - I'm so glad I met you too!!

samantha said... [Reply to comment]

OMG - this is so funny!!

ICLW

 

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